I want you, and I want you to love me.
I want you to smile when you're thinking of me.
I haven't got you, and you don't even know me.
And you're always frowning whenever I see you.
Well none out of three ain't bad.
Well hang on, what am I saying?
None out of three aint all that good.
Yes, none out of three is bad.

I want you, and I want you to love me.
I wish that I had big boofy hair.
I haven't got you, you don't even know me.
But I've got the coolest hair that's around.
Well one out of three aint bad.
Well hang on, what am I saying?
One out of three aint all that good.
Yeah, one out of three is still bad.

This may not be love.
But I know its more than like a lot.

I want you, and I want an icecream.
And I wish that I had big boofy hair.
I haven't got you, and I don't have an icecream.
But that's only thirty cents at McDonalds.
That's in my reach, I'm gonna take a half mark.
One and a half out of three aint bad.
Well hang on, that's fifty percent.
Where I come from, well that's a pass mark.
One and a half out of three aint bad.
Yes one and a half out of three aint bad.

I'm on the receiving end.
Of all kinds of sorrow made for man.
I'm always quiet when I'm near you.
Cause I feel worse when we argue.

What I need now is a change of heart,
Turn over the page, make a brand new start.
I'm battered and beaten, I'm broken and bruised.
I'm trying my hardest, but I always lose.
I'm tired of this movie, I'm sick of my part.
And what I need now is a change of heart.

I haven't always been in this state of mind.
Once I was cheerful, loving and kind.
I'm gonna move my homepage from.
www.feelingsorryformyself.com

They say I must be crazy.
I guess that I'm just defiant.
I don't care what they say,
This song I sing is Key of H compliant.

As it is there's only 12 notes,
You can try and try and try and try all day.
Every time you get to G sharp,
You'll always end up back at A.

Sooner or later, it won't be long.
They'll run out of keys in which to write songs.

So unless we all just play covers,
We're gonna have to find another key.
The most sensible choice,
Would be H because it comes right after G.

None of the love songs in the world,
Will work like they did once upon a time.
And then the only love song,
That captures your heart will be mine.

I hope it works or else I wont know what to do.
I might just have to tell you that I'm in love with you.

Whiplash and get back, you'll get that.
Don't pack your bags, just get back.
You're gonna get whiplash.

Jesus the savious, He's the only creator.
Don't you know Jesus will never let you go.

Mercenary destructor, mind bent molester.
You'd better get out, cause this lie will test you.
You're gonna get whiplash.

There's times in my life when he has moved me.
The fact that he exists I surely know.
You may have gone away from Jesus.
But Jesus will never let you go.

I've set my heart on pilgrimage,
Cause no matter what your age, this life's a journey.

Aunty Elsie I wrote this song for you,
When I heard you'd died, I thought I had to.
You sang those gospel songs so sweet,
You will never know just what a mark you've made on me.

One day we'll all be together.
We'll sing those old time songs forever.
We can talk about the memories,
And you can teach me how to sing,
Those old Torres Strait Island harmonies.

Tonight I saw a full moon in the sky.
I held my head and sighed, I could have cried.
And if I live to 75,
I'll thank God each day I'm alive.
Cause I know, just like you do, his word is true.

Some things are worth more than gold.
There are things that money just can't buy.
But I spend my time chasing other things.
I tried to follow my dreams.
Now I am using plan B.
But what it is, is a mystery.

I would give all I have
If I could find some way to show you.
How much your love means to me.
And I'll hold it dear,
It has worth eternally.

I'll be your's forever.
I want to be by your side.
I have nothing without your love.

Shooting Star,
I wish that you'd appeared to me a week ago,
When my baby said she loved me.
Shooting Star,
I would have wished that she'd love me forever,
But that wish would not come true.
Because Shooting Star,
The wish that I just made for last week fell right through.
The evening sky was dark and cloudy.

Shooting Star, you're a scam.
My girl left me for another man.
And I'm feeling lonely.
There ought to be a satisfaction guarantee.
Shooting star, you're a scam.
They should put you on 'A Current Affair'.
With Mike (Munroe) and Ray (Martin),
Its an expose.
Stars don't make your wish come true.

Shooting Star,
I'm gonna give you just another single chance.
So you can make it up to me.
Shooting Star,
Would you at least take some of my pain away.
So I can live another day.
Shooting Star,
I don't think that you heard me, I still hurt real bad.
Maybe you're just one big crock.

Shooting Star,
Don't you worry about me, I'll be just fine.
I'm not the first person to cry.
Shooting Star,
Its just that I thought when you wish upon a star.
It makes no difference who you are.
Shooting Star,
Now I think that everything will be alright.
You're not a shooting star at all.
You're really a satellite.

Satellite, you're alright.
But in the end, I guess I'm still alone tonight.
But that's OK.  I never loved her anyway.
Satellite, you're alrgith.
But it gets so cold out here underneath the stars.
When she said she loved me,
I was warm; I slept just like a log.
I guess now I'll just have to buy a dog.

I thought a thousand thoughts of you,
But you were unaware.
I was chasing you for years,
Until one day God heard my prayers.
I'd crawl across this land,
I'd walk a hundred miles.
Now you've let me hold your hand,
I'm gonna smile a million smiles.

I hear the angels,
They're singing up above.
And I'm so lucky,
Cause I'm always in love.

And I can't wait to do,
My tax return next year.
When I see the front page,
I'll be grinning from ear to ear.
Every other time I got to question number nine.
I had to leave it blank,
It breaks my heart.
But "What's your spouses name?",
Is gonna be my claim to fame.
Cause I'm getting married next march.

I'll build a home for you,
With a picket fence.
And on the long weekends,
We'll go camping at the beach in tents.
I'll kiss you every morning,
I'll hold you every night.
By the grace of God,
I know its gonna work out right.